WTF Of The Day – Fan Lung The Twice Eunuch

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By Arthur Ah Ter Kia

Fan Lung – that’s the name every wannabe gay pornstar is going to have now.

“I am Fan Lung. They call me Fan Lung because I can give you a cooling BJ with my nose closed.”

Fan Lung is, or was now, a man from Henan province in China. He had his dick scissorized by his wife. Not once. But twice because he was caught messaging his trick using his wife’s phone.

Dude. What were you thinking? If you want to cheat like every man does, (sorry ladies. It is better that you learn this from me than from your best friend), do it like a pro. Have your own handphone for fuck sake! And have it password protected. I mean really password protected. Not the one with your thumbprint because believe me, your wife WILL use your thumbprint while you are sleeping.

And if you couldn’t afford a handphone, hold that horniness until when you meet her the next opportunity. But seriously. Messaging your trick using your wife’s phone. WTF?

Well at least you should be thankful that she didn’t cut off your middle finger too.

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