Friday the 13th turns out to be a Nightmare On Parliament Place for the Workers Party

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No sexy love making on eve of valentine’s day either….

By: Arthur Ah Ter Kia

SINGAPORE: The Workers Party continued to get whacked left, right and centre with the usually gentle Education Minister Heng Swee Kiat joining the fray.

After Judge `S Shanmugam’ Dredd gave a left hook, followed by a right hook by Bruce ‘Boon Wan’ Lee, it was the turn of the nerdy Clark Kent to run to the nearest phone booth to put on his red underwear and gave the sucker punch.

In a lengthy speech on the second day of the debate in Parliament on Friday (Feb 13), Education Minister Heng Swee Kiat expressed his concern that residents have been short-changed and kept in the dark.

“You betrayed the people’s trust!” *SLAP!!

“You are incompetent!” *KICK!!

“You took money from the people to enrich your friends!” * WHACK!!

“You have failed!” *EYEPOKE!!

“You are irresponsible!” *ELBOWSWING!!

“You are dishonest!” *ANOTHER EYEPOKE!!

“You are dirty!” *SLAM!!

“You are disturbing!!” *PUNCH!!

“You have a serious problem with integrity!” *POWWOWWW!!!

“ASSHOLES!!” *KABOOOOOOOOM!!!

*he didn’t actually say the last bit.

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