Natural Selection In Action – Man dies instantly after shooting firework from top of his head



According to Darwin’s theory of evolution, the stupids will die out leaving the smarts. It is called survival of the fittest.

In the US, another stupid was taken out of the evolutionary tree when he died after setting off fireworks from the top of his head.

Devon Staples was celebrating the Fourth of July with friends in Calais, Maine, when he placed a reloadable motor tube on his head, set it off and died instantly.

Stephen McCausland, spokesman for the Maine Department of Public Safety, told the Bangor Daily News that Mr Staples had been drinking alcohol and that explosion immediately caused a fatal head injury.

He was single. Thank God!

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