Justin Bieber Blames His Small Dick On Shrinkage. Duh….


Ok. It is a slow-news day. It is all about haze, hep-C, haze, the lift lady, haze, PAP’s fault, haze and the obligatory rescued animal.

There is a photo of naked Justin Bieber that is making the rounds that has caused young girls to scream in delight, and big men to laugh `hahahaha small dick small dick!’ and to wonder if Justin is actually Asian.

In an interview, Justin said that he felt violated after pics of his nekkidness scandalized the Earth over a week ago. He also stated that the depiction of his dick was inaccurate due to “shrinkage.”

“My first thing was like … how can they do this? Like I feel super violated. Like, I feel like I can’t step outside and feel like I can go outside naked. Like you should feel comfortable in your own space … especially that far away.”

The toddler also felt that his dick wasn’t presented in the best possible light.

“That was shrinkage for me.”

Ok dude. We believe you.

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