Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness Is Dead


By: B Goode

Singer, songwriter, actor, music icon Prince Rogers Nelson, the only Prince with real credentials in this world, is dead. He was 57.

2016 is proving once again to be a bitch, and confirming my belief that the Grim Reaper is a woman experiencing menopause. I hope she gives my favourite chanteuse Anita Sarawak a wide berth.

Prince was found dead in his recording studio last night after complaining of having the flu for the past two weeks. He converted to jehovah’s witness in 2001 even doing door-to-door visits disguised in a wig.

Rest in peace the-artist-formerly-known-as-prince.

And here’s why he was every guitarists favourite guitarist:


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