Author Archives: The Singapore Beacon

Tan Cheng Bok As Opposition Coalition Leader : Bah! Too Much Hard Work

  By: B Goode When it came to the chance of becoming Singapore’s President, Tan Cheng Bock was quick off the block. Too quick even; jumping the gun by announcing his intention to run for the Presidential election and  forming … Continue reading

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Najib Razak : Turning Of The Screw

By: B. Goode Any day now, the world’s biggest known kleptocrat, the man of steal himself, will be arrested. If that happened, many people might be asking : What took them so long? To know the answer is to know … Continue reading

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Trump – Kim Summit : Cirque Du So Lame

By: B. Goode So, $20 Million is the cost that we taxpayers will have to bear for the Trump-Kim summit. That’s equivalent to about 2 trillion rupiah. Dafug! And for what? If we were to believe the government’s official selling … Continue reading

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Singaporeans Throwing Tantrums When Mahathir Scraps HSR : Justified?

By: B Goode When Mahathir scrapped the multi-billion dollar scam High Speed Rail (HSR) project, some of us went full retard. Who can blame us? We are Singaporeans. We went full retard on an innocent BMW driver ffs. Our emotions … Continue reading

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Maliki Osman And The Shifting Goalposts

By: B. Goode Apparently Snr Minister of State Maliki Osman has unilaterally decided for himself to be the voice of the Millennials. Not only did he believe to know the aspirations of the millennials, he also did it in typical … Continue reading

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BN’s Downfall : Are You Watching, PAP?

By: B. Goode Be afraid. Be very afraid dear card-carrying PAP comrades. Because the circumstances leading to the tsunami in Malaysian politics were eerily similar to the conditions slowly but surely developing in Singapore right now. Whether you realize it … Continue reading

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Pirates Of The Klang Valley : At Wits End

By: Dato’ B. Goode Malaysians, including thousands of new citizens from Bangladesh, Philippines, Indonesia, Rohingya, a few from Singapore (true story), Bosnia, Palestine, any Ahmad, Badul and Harris, those who will most probably pledge their allegiance to the ruling party … Continue reading

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Death Of An NSman : An Unpopular Opinion

By: Cpl (Res) B. Goode Living in this time when libertards, millennials, whiners, weaklings and keyboard warriors roam the earth, I have to wait until the funeral is over to post this rant of mine. In any case, may the … Continue reading

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Cabinet Reshuffle : De-cluttering The Clusterfuck

By: B. Goode Once in a while, it feels good to de-clutter your personal space, be it your wardrobe, workstation or in the case of this woman…… But the danger of de-cluttering is that you might end up simply re-arranging … Continue reading

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SMRT Leadership Change : A Breath Of Stale Air

By: B Goode One General out, another General in. In out in out in out. It’s like watching a porn movie isn’t it? It gets stale real quick. Former defence chief Neo Kian Hong is set to replace former General … Continue reading

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Dear Teachers : You Are Not So Special

By: Mr. B Goode (Anthropological Historian at Tun Sri Lanang Secondary) So the government has decided to charge teachers for parking in school compounds. Boohoo cry me a river! So for the past one week or so, social media and … Continue reading

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A Strange Coupling : SMRT To Engage McLaren To Monitor Train Performance

NEWSFLASH : SMRT Trains and McLaren will work together on condition-monitoring solutions that are able to track and predict the performance of SMRT trains. LOL! It is as funny as Macdonald’s asking Burger King to teach them how to cook … Continue reading

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Inquiring Mind Needs To Know! : Why Carpark Gantries?

By: B Goode Have you guys ever for some reasons or another, got stuck trying to enter a carpark? If you guys could afford or were stupid enough to own a car in Singapore that could buy you a villa … Continue reading

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‘I won’t Strike 4D For Seven Years’ Award : CNY Edition

All’s bad that ends well. They got to keep the angpow. So all’s good.    

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Louis Ng To Civil Servants : Fuck Your Bosses If You Must!

*photo-op of Louis Ng stroking a pussy. By: Pearly Munn, Parliament Correspondent Estate Manager  MP Louis Ng (Nee Soon GRC) has urged civil servants to challenge their bosses and not be afraid to speak up. In other words, if your … Continue reading

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Darwin Award Of The Day : Choo! Choo! Splat!

  “I pity the fool!” – Mr T. Someone died and we really shouldn’t make fun of it. So that’s why we are giving an award for it instead. RIP whoever you are.

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Lim Thean : A Political Prostitute Extraordinaire

By: B Goode At a time when Singapore is in dire need of a credible opposition force to counter the increasingly stale and pugnacious policies of the ruling PAP government (see Budget 2018), up stepped Lim Thean, arguably the most … Continue reading

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Singapore People’s Party : Gaming The Field

By: B Goode Back in March last year, when the Singapore People’s Party (SPP) launched the Chiam See Tong’s Sports Foundation (CSTSF), many people could sense a fishy smell coming from whichever swimming pool Ang Peng Siong, the board’s chairman … Continue reading

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Is Singapore Ready For Same-Sex Marriages?

By: B Goode On Christmas Day, the Singapore Council of Churches reiterated their stand that there is no place in heaven for homosexuals, or words to that effect. “SCROOGE!” shouted the Transvestites in Desker Road. And then came the news … Continue reading

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Political Renewal : Delusion And Reality

By: B Goode PM Lee is on his annual leave. In December. Always in December. Just like us plebs. I wonder if he had to draw lots with his two deputies to see who got to take leave during the … Continue reading

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