Author Archives: The Singapore Beacon

TSB FOOD : Chocolate Suicide Cake And Harakiri Shot

  By: Linggus Khan Ed: Linggus Khan is our new food editor. She formerly worked in the tyre department at Michelin. So if she said a food tasted like burnt rubber, she meant it. Stressed out because you were late … Continue reading

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To Laugh Or To Cry? : The Joo Koon Train Collision

Ed: Before we get bashed by the humourless liberals, we will like to extend our best wishes to the 28 people who are injured in the incident:   Was it a coincidence or a terrible curse? Everytime Minister Khaw opened … Continue reading

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SMRT : Trainspotting Gone Mad

By: B Goode After all that’s been said and done, and that will be said and done ad nauseum until the end of time (hopefully not), is the MRT system really THAT bad? I mean bad BAD like Mariah Carey’s … Continue reading

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National Day Rally 2017 : The Most Underwhelming And Uninspiring Ever!

By: B Goode PM Lee recently said that he would not appreciate `yes men’. Yes sir! Ahai Sir! Will do just that sir! Sir, about your National Day Rally (NDR) speech. Was it written the night before whilst you were … Continue reading

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The Kind Of Diabetic Inducing Dessert To Avoid

  PM Lee wants us to cut down on our sugar and calorie intake to prevent diabetes. So ladies, and some men, reduce or stop altogether this type of after dinner dessert please. It is not good for your health, … Continue reading

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Halimah’s Shoe Size

By: B Goode So, the chubby PAP boy, Zaqy Mohamad has been parachuted in from Choa Chu Kang into Marsiling to replace Halimah Yacob who has resigned to contest the upcoming Presidential Election (PE). That was fast. Of course. He … Continue reading

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Singapore Presidential Election 2017 : Beware The Backlash

By: B Goode   If you think that this coming Presidential Election (PE) is all about Malay, Malayness, the Constitution and what not, well think again. Anyway, what’s the big fuss about whether someone is a Malay or not? Just … Continue reading

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HADUKEN! : Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss Assaulted By M Ravi With….Handbag And Shoes!

By: B Goode In a facebook post this afternoon, lawyer-cum-politician Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss alleged that another lawyer-cum-politician M Ravi assaulted her in full view of 3 of M Ravi’s burly henchmen.

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GRAPHIC : Video Of Accident At Woodlands St 12

  WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT Sometimes in life, no matter how careful you were, it only needed one idiot to kill you. RIP.  

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Lim Tean : The Making Of A Political Leech

  By: B Goode Politicians are like Justin Bieber. You either love them or loathe them. And they need a platform to showcase their ideas, and in the case of Justin Bieber, artistry. It is all part of the game. … Continue reading

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The Malay Malaise, Role Models And…..Ismail Kassim

P.Ramlee   By: B Goode Ismail Kassim, the former ST journalist who is known for his pro-Malaysia spins, is now talking smack about the reserved Presidency. This is the guy who waxes lyrical for Malaysia’s racist pro-Malay bumiputera policy and … Continue reading

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Disruptors, Freeloaders And Bad Behaviours

By: B Goode Why is there the need for banks to spend millions of dollars on security? Why is there the need to have multiple locks on your door? Short answer : because humans are not angels. So why do … Continue reading

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Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss : Benevolent Lawyer Or Scheming Politician?

By: B Goode Most lawyers make good politicians. David Marshal, Lee Kuan Yew, JBJ, Mandela, Gandhi, M Ravi (just to make sure you were paying attention) et al were and are awesome at both. There are a lot of reasons … Continue reading

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38 Oxley Road Season Finale : 38 Conclusions

By: B Goode Not in order of merit. In fact, there is no merit whatsoever. The Prime Minister of Singapore likes to cry. It is never a pretty sight. Parliament can assume the role of a Judiciary to question the … Continue reading

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Indranee Rajah : WOOF!

By: B Goode There is really nothing wrong to placate your boss. Everyone does it to a certain extent. In fact, I am doing just that by writing this article. My lady boss wants it. So I have to do … Continue reading

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Bilahari Kausikan : A Dinosaur Stuck In The Disco Era

By: B Goode I am never a fan of Bilahari Kausikan. Nor am I a fan of his former BFF now turned academic nemesis, Kishore Mahbubani. If you trawled their past statements, you’d understand why. They were like a couple … Continue reading

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The Radicalized Beard

By: B Goode In an attempt to assist our Home Minister, S Shanmugam, I did an intensive research into Islamic radicalization; so intensive in fact that I was starting to look at backpacks in a funny way, and to dream … Continue reading

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The Legacy Of LKY : An Ode To A Father

By: B Goode He wasn’t my father nor was he your father. But we could all agree that Lee Kuan Yew was the father of modern Singapore, and regretfully at the same time the father of three bickering brats.

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Bizarre Ramadhan Food Fight

By: B Goode Singapore is now being swept by a tsunami of gluttony proportion all because of….food. What else?

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The Sorry State Of Modern Islam

By: B Goode At about the same time that a 22-yr old radicalised Muslim Salman Abedi blew himself up in Manchester Arena, some of the most corrupt Muslim leaders in the world gathered with President Trump in Saudi Arabia to … Continue reading

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