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Author Archives: The Singapore Beacon
Maliki Osman And The Shifting Goalposts
By: B. Goode Apparently Snr Minister of State Maliki Osman has unilaterally decided for himself to be the voice of the Millennials. Not only did he believe to know the aspirations of the millennials, he also did it in typical … Continue reading
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BN’s Downfall : Are You Watching, PAP?
By: B. Goode Be afraid. Be very afraid dear card-carrying PAP comrades. Because the circumstances leading to the tsunami in Malaysian politics were eerily similar to the conditions slowly but surely developing in Singapore right now. Whether you realize it … Continue reading
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Pirates Of The Klang Valley : At Wits End
By: Dato’ B. Goode Malaysians, including thousands of new citizens from Bangladesh, Philippines, Indonesia, Rohingya, a few from Singapore (true story), Bosnia, Palestine, any Ahmad, Badul and Harris, those who will most probably pledge their allegiance to the ruling party … Continue reading
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Death Of An NSman : An Unpopular Opinion
By: Cpl (Res) B. Goode Living in this time when libertards, millennials, whiners, weaklings and keyboard warriors roam the earth, I have to wait until the funeral is over to post this rant of mine. In any case, may the … Continue reading
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Cabinet Reshuffle : De-cluttering The Clusterfuck
By: B. Goode Once in a while, it feels good to de-clutter your personal space, be it your wardrobe, workstation or in the case of this woman…… But the danger of de-cluttering is that you might end up simply re-arranging … Continue reading
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SMRT Leadership Change : A Breath Of Stale Air
By: B Goode One General out, another General in. In out in out in out. It’s like watching a porn movie isn’t it? It gets stale real quick. Former defence chief Neo Kian Hong is set to replace former General … Continue reading
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Dear Teachers : You Are Not So Special
By: Mr. B Goode (Anthropological Historian at Tun Sri Lanang Secondary) So the government has decided to charge teachers for parking in school compounds. Boohoo cry me a river! So for the past one week or so, social media and … Continue reading
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A Strange Coupling : SMRT To Engage McLaren To Monitor Train Performance
NEWSFLASH : SMRT Trains and McLaren will work together on condition-monitoring solutions that are able to track and predict the performance of SMRT trains. LOL! It is as funny as Macdonald’s asking Burger King to teach them how to cook … Continue reading
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Inquiring Mind Needs To Know! : Why Carpark Gantries?
By: B Goode Have you guys ever for some reasons or another, got stuck trying to enter a carpark? If you guys could afford or were stupid enough to own a car in Singapore that could buy you a villa … Continue reading
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‘I won’t Strike 4D For Seven Years’ Award : CNY Edition
All’s bad that ends well. They got to keep the angpow. So all’s good.
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Louis Ng To Civil Servants : Fuck Your Bosses If You Must!
*photo-op of Louis Ng stroking a pussy. By: Pearly Munn, Parliament Correspondent Estate Manager MP Louis Ng (Nee Soon GRC) has urged civil servants to challenge their bosses and not be afraid to speak up. In other words, if your … Continue reading
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Darwin Award Of The Day : Choo! Choo! Splat!
“I pity the fool!” – Mr T. Someone died and we really shouldn’t make fun of it. So that’s why we are giving an award for it instead. RIP whoever you are.
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Lim Thean : A Political Prostitute Extraordinaire
By: B Goode At a time when Singapore is in dire need of a credible opposition force to counter the increasingly stale and pugnacious policies of the ruling PAP government (see Budget 2018), up stepped Lim Thean, arguably the most … Continue reading
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Singapore People’s Party : Gaming The Field
By: B Goode Back in March last year, when the Singapore People’s Party (SPP) launched the Chiam See Tong’s Sports Foundation (CSTSF), many people could sense a fishy smell coming from whichever swimming pool Ang Peng Siong, the board’s chairman … Continue reading
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Is Singapore Ready For Same-Sex Marriages?
By: B Goode On Christmas Day, the Singapore Council of Churches reiterated their stand that there is no place in heaven for homosexuals, or words to that effect. “SCROOGE!” shouted the Transvestites in Desker Road. And then came the news … Continue reading
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Political Renewal : Delusion And Reality
By: B Goode PM Lee is on his annual leave. In December. Always in December. Just like us plebs. I wonder if he had to draw lots with his two deputies to see who got to take leave during the … Continue reading
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Arab Hypocrisy #2272 : Saudi Crown Prince Buys Painting Of Jesus Christ
*even Jesus is giving him the middle finger The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, the custodian of the two holy mosques has once again proved the notion that money cannot buy you wisdom. It has been reported that Prince Mohammed … Continue reading
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O How Times Change : Communist Leader Named The Straits Times’ Asian Of The Year
When once we fought them. When once we feared them.; when once we despised them; when once those who believed in communism and Marxism were hounded, arrested and detained without trial; when even now Communist Party is still banned, The … Continue reading
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18 Years Only! (NSFW) : Sex Scandal In Malaysia KFC!
Forget Pedra Branca. Forget 1MDB. Forget Rosmah’s hair. The biggest news to deflect the Malaysian voters from the real issues of the day is a sex scandal in a KFC restaurant. For a country obsessed with halalness to the point … Continue reading
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TSB FOOD : Chocolate Suicide Cake And Harakiri Shot
By: Linggus Khan Ed: Linggus Khan is our new food editor. She formerly worked in the tyre department at Michelin. So if she said a food tasted like burnt rubber, she meant it. Stressed out because you were late … Continue reading
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