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Singapore – Malaysia Spat : War Is Not A Computer Game, Kids!

By: B. Goode So the estranged lovers are at it again eh? Squabbling over who gets what. Get a room already! But you guys should look at the reactions of some of our younger generation to this latest spat. It … Continue reading

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NEA : Between A Rat And A Smoker

By: B. Goode In the past few weeks alone, there had been three major cases of food poisoning in Singapore. Let me ask an honest question. If an NEA officer-on-duty was to see a rat skittering under a non-smoking table … Continue reading

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Netizens Rejoice As Heng Swee Kiat Beats Chan Chun Sing To The Finish Line

By: B. Goode On Friday, Singaporeans all over the country stopped work and plugged their consciousness to the internet; eyes fixated to their smartphones scanning for the latest news. Some even walked aimlessly on the streets, seemingly lost for directions … Continue reading

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Fake News And The Believability Index

By: B Goode   If someone was to tell us that an airplane had just crashed on the ECP, we might believe it because it was possible. But if someone was to tell us that God exists  a whale had … Continue reading

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The Legacy Of Goh Chok Tong : Vote For Me Or Your Sick Mom Will Have To Take The Stairs

By: B. Goode The man formerly known as PM, SM, the Third Choice, Seat Warmer, who is now known as Emeritus Senior Minister (whatever that means) and who is still affectionately known as Panjang, Goh Chok Tong has just released … Continue reading

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The Bold Initiative : Education

By: B Goode The recent announcement by the Education Minister to loosen, just a little mind you, our seemingly oppressive exam-centred educational regime has been well received by most. Although it had been argued by some that it was a … Continue reading

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377A : Being Anal About Anal Sex

By: B. Goode If you are not a lawyer, Section 377A of the Penal Code (henceforth shall be referred to as 377A) is basically the government telling you what NOT to do with your own ass. It is a remnant … Continue reading

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99-Year Lease : Looking Past The Pedantry

  By: B Goode Aaaah Singaporeans. The champion complainers. We complain and complain and complain until we forget what we are complaining about. We complain and complain and complain until we lose focus on the real issue, and then we … Continue reading

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Tan Cheng Bok As Opposition Coalition Leader : Bah! Too Much Hard Work

  By: B Goode When it came to the chance of becoming Singapore’s President, Tan Cheng Bock was quick off the block. Too quick even; jumping the gun by announcing his intention to run for the Presidential election and  forming … Continue reading

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Najib Razak : Turning Of The Screw

By: B. Goode Any day now, the world’s biggest known kleptocrat, the man of steal himself, will be arrested. If that happened, many people might be asking : What took them so long? To know the answer is to know … Continue reading

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Trump – Kim Summit : Cirque Du So Lame

By: B. Goode So, $20 Million is the cost that we taxpayers will have to bear for the Trump-Kim summit. That’s equivalent to about 2 trillion rupiah. Dafug! And for what? If we were to believe the government’s official selling … Continue reading

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Singaporeans Throwing Tantrums When Mahathir Scraps HSR : Justified?

By: B Goode When Mahathir scrapped the multi-billion dollar scam High Speed Rail (HSR) project, some of us went full retard. Who can blame us? We are Singaporeans. We went full retard on an innocent BMW driver ffs. Our emotions … Continue reading

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Maliki Osman And The Shifting Goalposts

By: B. Goode Apparently Snr Minister of State Maliki Osman has unilaterally decided for himself to be the voice of the Millennials. Not only did he believe to know the aspirations of the millennials, he also did it in typical … Continue reading

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BN’s Downfall : Are You Watching, PAP?

By: B. Goode Be afraid. Be very afraid dear card-carrying PAP comrades. Because the circumstances leading to the tsunami in Malaysian politics were eerily similar to the conditions slowly but surely developing in Singapore right now. Whether you realize it … Continue reading

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Pirates Of The Klang Valley : At Wits End

By: Dato’ B. Goode Malaysians, including thousands of new citizens from Bangladesh, Philippines, Indonesia, Rohingya, a few from Singapore (true story), Bosnia, Palestine, any Ahmad, Badul and Harris, those who will most probably pledge their allegiance to the ruling party … Continue reading

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Death Of An NSman : An Unpopular Opinion

By: Cpl (Res) B. Goode Living in this time when libertards, millennials, whiners, weaklings and keyboard warriors roam the earth, I have to wait until the funeral is over to post this rant of mine. In any case, may the … Continue reading

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Cabinet Reshuffle : De-cluttering The Clusterfuck

By: B. Goode Once in a while, it feels good to de-clutter your personal space, be it your wardrobe, workstation or in the case of this woman…… But the danger of de-cluttering is that you might end up simply re-arranging … Continue reading

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SMRT Leadership Change : A Breath Of Stale Air

By: B Goode One General out, another General in. In out in out in out. It’s like watching a porn movie isn’t it? It gets stale real quick. Former defence chief Neo Kian Hong is set to replace former General … Continue reading

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Dear Teachers : You Are Not So Special

By: Mr. B Goode (Anthropological Historian at Tun Sri Lanang Secondary) So the government has decided to charge teachers for parking in school compounds. Boohoo cry me a river! So for the past one week or so, social media and … Continue reading

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A Strange Coupling : SMRT To Engage McLaren To Monitor Train Performance

NEWSFLASH : SMRT Trains and McLaren will work together on condition-monitoring solutions that are able to track and predict the performance of SMRT trains. LOL! It is as funny as Macdonald’s asking Burger King to teach them how to cook … Continue reading

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