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SMRT Leadership Change : A Breath Of Stale Air

By: B Goode One General out, another General in. In out in out in out. It’s like watching a porn movie isn’t it? It gets stale real quick. Former defence chief Neo Kian Hong is set to replace former General … Continue reading

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Dear Teachers : You Are Not So Special

By: Mr. B Goode (Anthropological Historian at Tun Sri Lanang Secondary) So the government has decided to charge teachers for parking in school compounds. Boohoo cry me a river! So for the past one week or so, social media and … Continue reading

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A Strange Coupling : SMRT To Engage McLaren To Monitor Train Performance

NEWSFLASH : SMRT Trains and McLaren will work together on condition-monitoring solutions that are able to track and predict the performance of SMRT trains. LOL! It is as funny as Macdonald’s asking Burger King to teach them how to cook … Continue reading

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Louis Ng To Civil Servants : Fuck Your Bosses If You Must!

*photo-op of Louis Ng stroking a pussy. By: Pearly Munn, Parliament Correspondent Estate Manager  MP Louis Ng (Nee Soon GRC) has urged civil servants to challenge their bosses and not be afraid to speak up. In other words, if your … Continue reading

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Lim Thean : A Political Prostitute Extraordinaire

By: B Goode At a time when Singapore is in dire need of a credible opposition force to counter the increasingly stale and pugnacious policies of the ruling PAP government (see Budget 2018), up stepped Lim Thean, arguably the most … Continue reading

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Singapore People’s Party : Gaming The Field

By: B Goode Back in March last year, when the Singapore People’s Party (SPP) launched the Chiam See Tong’s Sports Foundation (CSTSF), many people could sense a fishy smell coming from whichever swimming pool Ang Peng Siong, the board’s chairman … Continue reading

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Arab Hypocrisy #2272 : Saudi Crown Prince Buys Painting Of Jesus Christ

*even Jesus is giving him the middle finger The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, the custodian of the two holy mosques has once again proved the notion that money cannot buy you wisdom. It has been reported that Prince Mohammed … Continue reading

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O How Times Change : Communist Leader Named The Straits Times’ Asian Of The Year

When once we fought them. When once we feared them.; when once we despised them; when once those who believed in communism and Marxism were hounded, arrested and detained without trial; when even now Communist Party is still banned, The … Continue reading

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18 Years Only! (NSFW) : Sex Scandal In Malaysia KFC!

Forget Pedra Branca. Forget 1MDB. Forget Rosmah’s hair. The biggest news to deflect the Malaysian voters from the real issues of the day is a sex scandal in a KFC restaurant.  For a country obsessed with halalness to the point … Continue reading

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To Laugh Or To Cry? : The Joo Koon Train Collision

Ed: Before we get bashed by the humourless liberals, we will like to extend our best wishes to the 28 people who are injured in the incident:   Was it a coincidence or a terrible curse? Everytime Minister Khaw opened … Continue reading

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SMRT : Trainspotting Gone Mad

By: B Goode After all that’s been said and done, and that will be said and done ad nauseum until the end of time (hopefully not), is the MRT system really THAT bad? I mean bad BAD like Mariah Carey’s … Continue reading

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National Day Rally 2017 : The Most Underwhelming And Uninspiring Ever!

By: B Goode PM Lee recently said that he would not appreciate `yes men’. Yes sir! Ahai Sir! Will do just that sir! Sir, about your National Day Rally (NDR) speech. Was it written the night before whilst you were … Continue reading

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Halimah’s Shoe Size

By: B Goode So, the chubby PAP boy, Zaqy Mohamad has been parachuted in from Choa Chu Kang into Marsiling to replace Halimah Yacob who has resigned to contest the upcoming Presidential Election (PE). That was fast. Of course. He … Continue reading

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Singapore Presidential Election 2017 : Beware The Backlash

By: B Goode   If you think that this coming Presidential Election (PE) is all about Malay, Malayness, the Constitution and what not, well think again. Anyway, what’s the big fuss about whether someone is a Malay or not? Just … Continue reading

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HADUKEN! : Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss Assaulted By M Ravi With….Handbag And Shoes!

By: B Goode In a facebook post this afternoon, lawyer-cum-politician Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss alleged that another lawyer-cum-politician M Ravi assaulted her in full view of 3 of M Ravi’s burly henchmen.

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GRAPHIC : Video Of Accident At Woodlands St 12

  WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT Sometimes in life, no matter how careful you were, it only needed one idiot to kill you. RIP.  

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38 Oxley Road Season Finale : 38 Conclusions

By: B Goode Not in order of merit. In fact, there is no merit whatsoever. The Prime Minister of Singapore likes to cry. It is never a pretty sight. Parliament can assume the role of a Judiciary to question the … Continue reading

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Indranee Rajah : WOOF!

By: B Goode There is really nothing wrong to placate your boss. Everyone does it to a certain extent. In fact, I am doing just that by writing this article. My lady boss wants it. So I have to do … Continue reading

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Bilahari Kausikan : A Dinosaur Stuck In The Disco Era

By: B Goode I am never a fan of Bilahari Kausikan. Nor am I a fan of his former BFF now turned academic nemesis, Kishore Mahbubani. If you trawled their past statements, you’d understand why. They were like a couple … Continue reading

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Much A-Moo About Nothing

By: B Goode All this mooing and cow-pey cow-booing about the price of infant formulas makes me wonder; what did people like Einstein, Gallileo, Newton et al drink when they were infants? I suspect it could be the white liquid … Continue reading

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