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What Price Waterloo?

By: B Goode There are not many things in this world simpler than this life’s equation: No Water = You Die Water, or the lack of it is in fact everyone’s waterloo, not only ours.

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MINDEF Data Theft : So Much For Smartnation

By: B Goode When the Smartnation initiative was first announced, the paranoid amongst us along with some techgurus raised red flags above the confetti strewn by Vivian Balakrishnan. We warned that if not properly designed especially in the security aspect, … Continue reading

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So What Is A Bad Muslim?

By: B Goode There was this news that was trending a few days ago about a Malay-Muslim in Malaysia who was accused of being not-Muslim enough. Actually the incident happened in 2008 but nowadays if you wanted to be in … Continue reading

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Syonan Gallery : The Art And Fart Of Naming Convention

By: B Goode So our Propaganda Minister, Yaacob Ibrahim finally admitted defeat and decided to re-name Syonan Gallery into something loooooooong… But the name change happened not before he gave a good fight in trying to explain stuff.

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CFE Report : The Bold Alternatives

By: B Goode The report by the Committee on Future Economy (CFE) is already out. It was old news I know. But I had to spend a few days just to google all the big words and phrases used within. … Continue reading

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Even A Tree Will Die Someday

RIP By: B Goode This Valentine’s Day, I thought of going to the Botanic Gardens to snap a photo of myself under the giant Tembusu tree just like I did so many years ago. Just me and my hand. But … Continue reading

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A Malay President In September But Is Any Malay Keen?

By: B Goode So that’s it. There will be a Malay President this September. Although it is still seven months away, by now there should already be one or two candidates who would have put their names in the hat. … Continue reading

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And So It Begins : Malaysia’s Search For The Bogeyman

By: B Goode Like day follows night; like spring follows winter; like a retiree follows the Batam ferry; like PM Lee’s selfies; like me going to church on Sundays (so true); some things in life are as predictable as Kim … Continue reading

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Cocks, Pussies And A Reason To Cull Our Policymakers

By: B Goode Sad news for us chicken lovers. After some serious deliberations (about 2 minutes whilst secretly playing Candycrush on their smartphones), our clueless bureaucrats have decided to cull the foreign-import chickens that lined the backlanes of Geylang. Oh … Continue reading

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Lock, Stock And The Muslim Ban

By: B Goode Love him or loathe him, the man with a dead Golden Retriever on his head (it was a Pomeranian actually) is now the most powerful man on earth. Inevitably, the man with the small hands has between … Continue reading

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We Singaporeans Helped To Build The Nation Too, You Know?

By: B Goode Just the other day I was sitting alone under the banyan tree nursing my broken heart and empty wallet reminiscing about the days gone by, checking my phone balance and thinking : “How the hell did I … Continue reading

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Amos Yee : All The Best To The Petulant Manchild

By: B Goode Without being cynical, I sincerely wish Amos Yee every success in his endeavour to lead a new life in the US as a refugee. If I could write a referral letter for him I would but I … Continue reading

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It Feels Right To Be A Human In Singapore

By: B Goode As the opportunistic leprechauns gather at Hong Lim Park to exercise their freedom of speech to protest the lack of freedom of speech in Singapore, I am preparing to go to JB to get myself a new … Continue reading

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AWARE : Time For REAL Women To Be Represented By A REAL Women Organisation

By: B Goode (who is an attack helicopter trapped in a man’s body) If you were to go to the Institute Of Mental Health (IMH) and if you were to tell the psychiatrist that you identify yourself neither as a … Continue reading

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Stop Undermotivating The Kids

By: B Goode   If I had scored a 221 for my PSLE and grew up to be a loser blogger, would I want to post it in the internet to let everyone know? Oh wait. I just did that. … Continue reading

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F1 : The Glamour Is Gone So Let’s Just Move On

By: B Goode F1 supremo Bernie Whatshisnamestone said that Singapore might withdraw from the F1 circuit because we treated the F1 like a used tissue paper or something to that effect. He was telling the truth, you know.

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We Don’t Need No Edukation

By: B Goode Students beating up other students. Students having sex-themed orientation camps. Students taking upskirt photos of teachers .Teachers resigning in exasperation. WTF is happening in our schools?

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Trump’s Triumph : The Conservative Backlash

  By: B Goode Took me three days to recover from my depression caused by Trump winning the US Elections. Losing a $50 dollar bet to a swanky friend was enough to trigger me into the depths of melancholy. Many … Continue reading

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The Malay Presidency : The Brutal Truths

By: B Goode PM Lee’s confirmation that 2017 will see a Malay President installed has caused a great schism not seen in Singapore since the 1988 inter-JC debate.  Amongst armchair critics that is. Like myself. Both sides have valid reasons … Continue reading

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AHTC Saga : Release The Kraken!

By: B Goode This soap opera that has been hogging local politics for years (Yes years!) must stop now. It is now looking more like two girls arguing about who is more virginal. Girls! You are both annoying af and … Continue reading

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