Category Archives: Opinions

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SMRT : Trainspotting Gone Mad

By: B Goode After all that’s been said and done, and that will be said and done ad nauseum until the end of time (hopefully not), is the MRT system really THAT bad? I mean bad BAD like Mariah Carey’s … Continue reading

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National Day Rally 2017 : The Most Underwhelming And Uninspiring Ever!

By: B Goode PM Lee recently said that he would not appreciate `yes men’. Yes sir! Ahai Sir! Will do just that sir! Sir, about your National Day Rally (NDR) speech. Was it written the night before whilst you were … Continue reading

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Halimah’s Shoe Size

By: B Goode So, the chubby PAP boy, Zaqy Mohamad has been parachuted in from Choa Chu Kang into Marsiling to replace Halimah Yacob who has resigned to contest the upcoming Presidential Election (PE). That was fast. Of course. He … Continue reading

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Singapore Presidential Election 2017 : Beware The Backlash

By: B Goode   If you think that this coming Presidential Election (PE) is all about Malay, Malayness, the Constitution and what not, well think again. Anyway, what’s the big fuss about whether someone is a Malay or not? Just … Continue reading

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Lim Tean : The Making Of A Political Leech

  By: B Goode Politicians are like Justin Bieber. You either love them or loathe them. And they need a platform to showcase their ideas, and in the case of Justin Bieber, artistry. It is all part of the game. … Continue reading

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Disruptors, Freeloaders And Bad Behaviours

By: B Goode Why is there the need for banks to spend millions of dollars on security? Why is there the need to have multiple locks on your door? Short answer : because humans are not angels. So why do … Continue reading

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Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss : Benevolent Lawyer Or Scheming Politician?

By: B Goode Most lawyers make good politicians. David Marshal, Lee Kuan Yew, JBJ, Mandela, Gandhi, M Ravi (just to make sure you were paying attention) et al were and are awesome at both. There are a lot of reasons … Continue reading

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38 Oxley Road Season Finale : 38 Conclusions

By: B Goode Not in order of merit. In fact, there is no merit whatsoever. The Prime Minister of Singapore likes to cry. It is never a pretty sight. Parliament can assume the role of a Judiciary to question the … Continue reading

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Indranee Rajah : WOOF!

By: B Goode There is really nothing wrong to placate your boss. Everyone does it to a certain extent. In fact, I am doing just that by writing this article. My lady boss wants it. So I have to do … Continue reading

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Bilahari Kausikan : A Dinosaur Stuck In The Disco Era

By: B Goode I am never a fan of Bilahari Kausikan. Nor am I a fan of his former BFF now turned academic nemesis, Kishore Mahbubani. If you trawled their past statements, you’d understand why. They were like a couple … Continue reading

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The Radicalized Beard

By: B Goode In an attempt to assist our Home Minister, S Shanmugam, I did an intensive research into Islamic radicalization; so intensive in fact that I was starting to look at backpacks in a funny way, and to dream … Continue reading

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Much A-Moo About Nothing

By: B Goode All this mooing and cow-pey cow-booing about the price of infant formulas makes me wonder; what did people like Einstein, Gallileo, Newton et al drink when they were infants? I suspect it could be the white liquid … Continue reading

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Singapore Quirks #1327 : There Are Special Laws For Animals But None For Domestic Helpers

By: B Goode Over the years, Singapore have seen more domestic helpers (henceforth to be called maids because it means the same thing ffs) passing through this island than migratory birds. And yet whilst there are special laws for birds … Continue reading

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Panic On The Dunce Flour

By: B Goode If I could get just one cent for every suspicious substance I found in the MRT stations, I’d be a millionaire twice over. Truth.

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Should The People Be Losing Patience With The Judiciary?

By: B Goode   First of all, I have to tip-toe carefully on the side of caution. This article is not questioning the integrity of our Judges because I truly believe that they are honest and simply exercising the powers … Continue reading

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Headscarves, Public Servants And Turkey

By: B Goode When the Prime Minister takes some time off from taking selfies to discuss about an issue, you jolly well know that it is important. Most recently he waddled into the headscarf controversy that was re-visited by an … Continue reading

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Amos Yee : Leave The Manchild Alone Already

By: B Goode So he is gone. Amos Yee is now a refugee in the US. The petulant potty-mouth has said some mean things in the past for which he has been duly punished. And if Gods exist, since his … Continue reading

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TSB EXCLUSIVE : Nude Picture Of Han Hui Hui Leaked!

  By: B Goode Han Hui Hui claimed that she was strip-searched in front of male prison officers. Her claim was totally debunked by MHA via video and other evidence. Han Hui Hui epitomizes what is currently wrong with Singapore … Continue reading

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Old School Preaching Just Doesn’t Work Anymore

By: B Goode The case of the Muslim preacher who gave an inflammatory sermon against the Christians and the Jews has, rightly so, caused much consternation and debate across the country. And by country I meant the internet. Even Home … Continue reading

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What Price Waterloo?

By: B Goode There are not many things in this world simpler than this life’s equation: No Water = You Die Water, or the lack of it is in fact everyone’s waterloo, not only ours.

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