Category Archives: Opinions

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Disruptors, Freeloaders And Bad Behaviours

By: B Goode Why is there the need for banks to spend millions of dollars on security? Why is there the need to have multiple locks on your door? Short answer : because humans are not angels. So why do … Continue reading

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Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss : Benevolent Lawyer Or Scheming Politician?

By: B Goode Most lawyers make good politicians. David Marshal, Lee Kuan Yew, JBJ, Mandela, Gandhi, M Ravi (just to make sure you were paying attention) et al were and are awesome at both. There are a lot of reasons … Continue reading

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38 Oxley Road Season Finale : 38 Conclusions

By: B Goode Not in order of merit. In fact, there is no merit whatsoever. The Prime Minister of Singapore likes to cry. It is never a pretty sight. Parliament can assume the role of a Judiciary to question the … Continue reading

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Indranee Rajah : WOOF!

By: B Goode There is really nothing wrong to placate your boss. Everyone does it to a certain extent. In fact, I am doing just that by writing this article. My lady boss wants it. So I have to do … Continue reading

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Bilahari Kausikan : A Dinosaur Stuck In The Disco Era

By: B Goode I am never a fan of Bilahari Kausikan. Nor am I a fan of his former BFF now turned academic nemesis, Kishore Mahbubani. If you trawled their past statements, you’d understand why. They were like a couple … Continue reading

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The Radicalized Beard

By: B Goode In an attempt to assist our Home Minister, S Shanmugam, I did an intensive research into Islamic radicalization; so intensive in fact that I was starting to look at backpacks in a funny way, and to dream … Continue reading

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Much A-Moo About Nothing

By: B Goode All this mooing and cow-pey cow-booing about the price of infant formulas makes me wonder; what did people like Einstein, Gallileo, Newton et al drink when they were infants? I suspect it could be the white liquid … Continue reading

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Singapore Quirks #1327 : There Are Special Laws For Animals But None For Domestic Helpers

By: B Goode Over the years, Singapore have seen more domestic helpers (henceforth to be called maids because it means the same thing ffs) passing through this island than migratory birds. And yet whilst there are special laws for birds … Continue reading

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Panic On The Dunce Flour

By: B Goode If I could get just one cent for every suspicious substance I found in the MRT stations, I’d be a millionaire twice over. Truth.

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Should The People Be Losing Patience With The Judiciary?

By: B Goode   First of all, I have to tip-toe carefully on the side of caution. This article is not questioning the integrity of our Judges because I truly believe that they are honest and simply exercising the powers … Continue reading

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Headscarves, Public Servants And Turkey

By: B Goode When the Prime Minister takes some time off from taking selfies to discuss about an issue, you jolly well know that it is important. Most recently he waddled into the headscarf controversy that was re-visited by an … Continue reading

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Amos Yee : Leave The Manchild Alone Already

By: B Goode So he is gone. Amos Yee is now a refugee in the US. The petulant potty-mouth has said some mean things in the past for which he has been duly punished. And if Gods exist, since his … Continue reading

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TSB EXCLUSIVE : Nude Picture Of Han Hui Hui Leaked!

  By: B Goode Han Hui Hui claimed that she was strip-searched in front of male prison officers. Her claim was totally debunked by MHA via video and other evidence. Han Hui Hui epitomizes what is currently wrong with Singapore … Continue reading

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Old School Preaching Just Doesn’t Work Anymore

By: B Goode The case of the Muslim preacher who gave an inflammatory sermon against the Christians and the Jews has, rightly so, caused much consternation and debate across the country. And by country I meant the internet. Even Home … Continue reading

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What Price Waterloo?

By: B Goode There are not many things in this world simpler than this life’s equation: No Water = You Die Water, or the lack of it is in fact everyone’s waterloo, not only ours.

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MINDEF Data Theft : So Much For Smartnation

By: B Goode When the Smartnation initiative was first announced, the paranoid amongst us along with some techgurus raised red flags above the confetti strewn by Vivian Balakrishnan. We warned that if not properly designed especially in the security aspect, … Continue reading

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So What Is A Bad Muslim?

By: B Goode There was this news that was trending a few days ago about a Malay-Muslim in Malaysia who was accused of being not-Muslim enough. Actually the incident happened in 2008 but nowadays if you wanted to be in … Continue reading

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Syonan Gallery : The Art And Fart Of Naming Convention

By: B Goode So our Propaganda Minister, Yaacob Ibrahim finally admitted defeat and decided to re-name Syonan Gallery into something loooooooong… But the name change happened not before he gave a good fight in trying to explain stuff.

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CFE Report : The Bold Alternatives

By: B Goode The report by the Committee on Future Economy (CFE) is already out. It was old news I know. But I had to spend a few days just to google all the big words and phrases used within. … Continue reading

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Even A Tree Will Die Someday

RIP By: B Goode This Valentine’s Day, I thought of going to the Botanic Gardens to snap a photo of myself under the giant Tembusu tree just like I did so many years ago. Just me and my hand. But … Continue reading

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