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SMRT Leadership Change : A Breath Of Stale Air

By: B Goode One General out, another General in. In out in out in out. It’s like watching a porn movie isn’t it? It gets stale real quick. Former defence chief Neo Kian Hong is set to replace former General … Continue reading

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Dear Teachers : You Are Not So Special

By: Mr. B Goode (Anthropological Historian at Tun Sri Lanang Secondary) So the government has decided to charge teachers for parking in school compounds. Boohoo cry me a river! So for the past one week or so, social media and … Continue reading

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A Strange Coupling : SMRT To Engage McLaren To Monitor Train Performance

NEWSFLASH : SMRT Trains and McLaren will work together on condition-monitoring solutions that are able to track and predict the performance of SMRT trains. LOL! It is as funny as Macdonald’s asking Burger King to teach them how to cook … Continue reading

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Inquiring Mind Needs To Know! : Why Carpark Gantries?

By: B Goode Have you guys ever for some reasons or another, got stuck trying to enter a carpark? If you guys could afford or were stupid enough to own a car in Singapore that could buy you a villa … Continue reading

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Singapore People’s Party : Gaming The Field

By: B Goode Back in March last year, when the Singapore People’s Party (SPP) launched the Chiam See Tong’s Sports Foundation (CSTSF), many people could sense a fishy smell coming from whichever swimming pool Ang Peng Siong, the board’s chairman … Continue reading

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18 Years Only! (NSFW) : Sex Scandal In Malaysia KFC!

Forget Pedra Branca. Forget 1MDB. Forget Rosmah’s hair. The biggest news to deflect the Malaysian voters from the real issues of the day is a sex scandal in a KFC restaurant.  For a country obsessed with halalness to the point … Continue reading

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SMRT : Trainspotting Gone Mad

By: B Goode After all that’s been said and done, and that will be said and done ad nauseum until the end of time (hopefully not), is the MRT system really THAT bad? I mean bad BAD like Mariah Carey’s … Continue reading

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National Day Rally 2017 : The Most Underwhelming And Uninspiring Ever!

By: B Goode PM Lee recently said that he would not appreciate `yes men’. Yes sir! Ahai Sir! Will do just that sir! Sir, about your National Day Rally (NDR) speech. Was it written the night before whilst you were … Continue reading

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Halimah’s Shoe Size

By: B Goode So, the chubby PAP boy, Zaqy Mohamad has been parachuted in from Choa Chu Kang into Marsiling to replace Halimah Yacob who has resigned to contest the upcoming Presidential Election (PE). That was fast. Of course. He … Continue reading

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Singapore Presidential Election 2017 : Beware The Backlash

By: B Goode   If you think that this coming Presidential Election (PE) is all about Malay, Malayness, the Constitution and what not, well think again. Anyway, what’s the big fuss about whether someone is a Malay or not? Just … Continue reading

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Lim Tean : The Making Of A Political Leech

  By: B Goode Politicians are like Justin Bieber. You either love them or loathe them. And they need a platform to showcase their ideas, and in the case of Justin Bieber, artistry. It is all part of the game. … Continue reading

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Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss : Benevolent Lawyer Or Scheming Politician?

By: B Goode Most lawyers make good politicians. David Marshal, Lee Kuan Yew, JBJ, Mandela, Gandhi, M Ravi (just to make sure you were paying attention) et al were and are awesome at both. There are a lot of reasons … Continue reading

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The Radicalized Beard

By: B Goode In an attempt to assist our Home Minister, S Shanmugam, I did an intensive research into Islamic radicalization; so intensive in fact that I was starting to look at backpacks in a funny way, and to dream … Continue reading

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(18 Yrs And Above ONLY!!) Udaya Soundari Sex-Tape? – Is She Really That Loud?

By: Meena Current I am very kaypoh. And a little competitive. So when I was told that the Vasantham girl, Udaya Soundari has a sex-tape out and is getting rave reviews, I just had to view it and see if … Continue reading

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Roy Ngerng’s Next Destination, Turkey? – Turkish Men Wear Skirts In Protest For Victimized Women

Just needed a wax and it would be perfect…!

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Rats? What Rats? It’s Free Makan!

Shiok ahhh…

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Firing Blancs In Singapore

So the pick-up artist (we chuckled) Julien Blanc will be denied entry into Singapore to conduct any seminars on how to erm… seduce women into submission. If you need to attend a seminar on how to tackle women, then there … Continue reading

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Transport Fares Should Not Increase

So the Public Transport Council (PTC) is now doing their annual review of the fare structure for public transport. The outcome is almost a given. Already the Minister is alluding to an imminent increase by saying that Senior Citizens and … Continue reading

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The Smartphone Zombies

The article “Japan’s smartphone ‘zombies’ wreak havoc on the streets” was posted in AFP on 12 November. The rise of smartphone zombies has been a worldwide phenomenon in which many countries are trying to cope with this 21st Century menace. … Continue reading

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Political Busking Should Be Regulated

For a few years now, busking has been regulated in Singapore. It is not so much that Singapore is living up to its reputation of being a sterile and straightjacketed country where spontaneity and impromptu outbursts of creativity are frowned … Continue reading

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