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The Legacy Of Goh Chok Tong : Vote For Me Or Your Sick Mom Will Have To Take The Stairs

By: B. Goode The man formerly known as PM, SM, the Third Choice, Seat Warmer, who is now known as Emeritus Senior Minister (whatever that means) and who is still affectionately known as Panjang, Goh Chok Tong has just released … Continue reading

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The Bold Initiative : Education

By: B Goode The recent announcement by the Education Minister to loosen, just a little mind you, our seemingly oppressive exam-centred educational regime has been well received by most. Although it had been argued by some that it was a … Continue reading

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377A : Being Anal About Anal Sex

By: B. Goode If you are not a lawyer, Section 377A of the Penal Code (henceforth shall be referred to as 377A) is basically the government telling you what NOT to do with your own ass. It is a remnant … Continue reading

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BN’s Downfall : Are You Watching, PAP?

By: B. Goode Be afraid. Be very afraid dear card-carrying PAP comrades. Because the circumstances leading to the tsunami in Malaysian politics were eerily similar to the conditions slowly but surely developing in Singapore right now. Whether you realize it … Continue reading

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A Strange Coupling : SMRT To Engage McLaren To Monitor Train Performance

NEWSFLASH : SMRT Trains and McLaren will work together on condition-monitoring solutions that are able to track and predict the performance of SMRT trains. LOL! It is as funny as Macdonald’s asking Burger King to teach them how to cook … Continue reading

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Inquiring Mind Needs To Know! : Why Carpark Gantries?

By: B Goode Have you guys ever for some reasons or another, got stuck trying to enter a carpark? If you guys could afford or were stupid enough to own a car in Singapore that could buy you a villa … Continue reading

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Arab Hypocrisy #2272 : Saudi Crown Prince Buys Painting Of Jesus Christ

*even Jesus is giving him the middle finger The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, the custodian of the two holy mosques has once again proved the notion that money cannot buy you wisdom. It has been reported that Prince Mohammed … Continue reading

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18 Years Only! (NSFW) : Sex Scandal In Malaysia KFC!

Forget Pedra Branca. Forget 1MDB. Forget Rosmah’s hair. The biggest news to deflect the Malaysian voters from the real issues of the day is a sex scandal in a KFC restaurant.  For a country obsessed with halalness to the point … Continue reading

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TSB FOOD : Chocolate Suicide Cake And Harakiri Shot

  By: Linggus Khan Ed: Linggus Khan is our new food editor. She formerly worked in the tyre department at Michelin. So if she said a food tasted like burnt rubber, she meant it. Stressed out because you were late … Continue reading

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Minister Tan Chuan Jin Brings Out Statistics But Still Misses The Point.

All the best in your future endeavours…. By: Ben Afflicted Minister Of Manpower Tan Chuan Jin posted an article on MOM blog titled: Are Foreign PMETs displacing Singaporean PMETs? There are basically four points to his article: Foreign PMETs are … Continue reading

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Some Of Our Ministers Could learn Something From This Guy About Communication

We could only wish….

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The Police Must Reclaim The Initiative

Mata lai liao….!

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WTF Of The Day – Calibrated

Calibrated smokescreen…

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Boycotting the World Cup? Here’s An Alternative

I don’t understand this brouhaha about the World Cup. Some people are protesting that the amount they have to pay to view the games on TV is too exorbitant. So they threatened to boycott it. I really don’t know how … Continue reading

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Say What Mr. Minister Sir?

Singapore Ministers speak funny. No I am not saying they are jokers. Come to think of it, when was the last time we heard a Minister telling a joke? Ok maybe a few years ago when Vivian Balakrishnan described flooding … Continue reading

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