Inquiring Mind Needs To Know! : Why Carpark Gantries?

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By: B Goode

Have you guys ever for some reasons or another, got stuck trying to enter a carpark?

If you guys could afford or were stupid enough to own a car in Singapore that could buy you a villa in France (true story), you’d understand the frustrations of drivers trying to enter or exit carparks because the gantries were either too slow or too intelligent; not allowing you to enter because the carpark was full thus causing you to get stuck on the ramp unable to make a u-turn. So you had to just sit there in your car for thirty minutes or more twiddling your thumb or reading the parliamentary report on test balloons from your smartphones.

Or if the gantry was unresponsive causing you to frantically press the intercom for help that took forever to come.

Or God forbid if the car infront of you was a Malaysian registered car and the driver didn’t know what `insert your cashcard’ meant.

So my question is: Why carpark gantries?

If the purpose was to collect money (duh!), wouldn’t a gantryless system like the one used by the ERP be more effective and efficient? It definitely is because the ERP system is being used by the Singapore government to collect money. I rest my case…

If the purpose was to stop cars from entering a carpark that was already full, the question would be why? Are drivers so blind and stupid not to be able to know if a carpark was full after cruising around the carpark? If the drivers wanted to wait for an empty lot so be it but at least allow other drivers who would want to find other carparks to exit and not to waste time on the ramp.

If the purpose was to prevent illegal parking, then there is such a thing as wheel clamps.

If the purpose was to prevent illegal entry of cars without the required cashcards, try doing that to the ERP….

So seriously. Why carpark gantries?

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‘I won’t Strike 4D For Seven Years’ Award : CNY Edition

All’s bad that ends well. They got to keep the angpow. So all’s good.

 

 

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Louis Ng To Civil Servants : Fuck Your Bosses If You Must!

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*photo-op of Louis Ng stroking a pussy.

By: Pearly Munn, Parliament Correspondent

Estate Manager  MP Louis Ng (Nee Soon GRC) has urged civil servants to challenge their bosses and not be afraid to speak up. In other words, if your boss happened to be any of the Ministers, SPEAK UP! DON’T SCARED! Like how he screwed Minister Khaw for the MRT debacle. Oh wait!

Or how he questioned PM Lee during the 38 Oxley Road saga. Oh wait again!

“We need to make sure we don’t have a public service filled with ‘yes sir’ men and women. To demolish this culture, we need to break our entrenched processes and bureaucracy,” said Mr Ng who is the representative for animals in Parliament.

Here is a snapshot of Louis Ng’s constituents:

According to Professor X, from the Institute of Behavioural Sciences based in Salem Center, NY, Louis Ng, who was also the founder of Animal Concerns Research and Education Society (ACRES) might be accustomed to his charges barking at him but real life doesn’t always work that way.

Louis Ng, who once cried in Parliament due to stresses of being a father, said that he formed his perception that civil servants are a bunch of lickspittles from his closed-door sessions with public servants over the past year. He however refused to disclose how many sessions he had and when. Yeah right….fake news right there.

Perhaps Louis Ng would be better off relating with humans more than with animals so as to understand better the dynamics in the work environment.

Or better still. Show the civil servants how to do it.

Come on Louis! You go gurl!

 

 

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Darwin Award Of The Day : Choo! Choo! Splat!

 

“I pity the fool!” – Mr T.

Someone died and we really shouldn’t make fun of it. So that’s why we are giving an award for it instead.

RIP whoever you are.

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Lim Thean : A Political Prostitute Extraordinaire

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By: B Goode

At a time when Singapore is in dire need of a credible opposition force to counter the increasingly stale and pugnacious policies of the ruling PAP government (see Budget 2018), up stepped Lim Thean, arguably the most facetious thing to ever happen to Singapore since the erection of a black statue of a white Sir Stamford Raffles.

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You can read my red flag on Lim Thean here.

Some people equate politicians to prostitutes. But not I for the simple reason I have never ever visited a prostitute in my entire life because I have my own personal one. You can call her Betty:

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Look, I paid $250 for her. She comforts me during cold lonely nights and I can hug her without her complaining about my B.O. Don’t judge.

But my friends with terror nick-names like John Bangkok, Ahmad Batam, Geylang Botak, Petain Peter and Susie the scissor queen swear on the similarities between politicians and prostitutes.

Politicians and prostitutes get paid for promising good services.

And they all lie.

A prostitute will lie about the size of your dick. A politician will lie about the size of the coffers to justify increasing taxes. Do you really know how much is in our reserves? Yup that’s right. Neither do I. But then again when it comes to money, nothing is ever enough for the ruling PAP.

And if politicians are prostitutes, then the PAP Ministers must be giving the best blow-jobs in the world considering how much they get paid….

….and the unintelligible rubbish that comes out from their gaping mouths.

But what is worse than a prostitute? Lim Thean and his ilk.

At least a prostitute will try to make you come after taking your money. Lim Thien on the other hand will leave you stranded and naked lying on the bed with delicious anticipation of a good time only for him to say: “Oops sorry I’ve got another client”.

Bitch please!

Back in October, Lim Thean solicited for donations via crowdfunding for the purpose of launching a class action suit against the CPF. I don’t know the who, how, what, when and where because frankly I don’t particularly enjoy seeing people flogging a dead horse.

Four months later, the horse is still dead and Lim Thien is nowhere to be seen presumably doing what a political whore normally does; hawking his ass in the back alleys for the downtrodden and disillusioned. Meanwhile his clients are still lying naked on a bed made from empty promises waiting for a blow job that never come.

And this has been Lim Thean’s pattern since he decided to dabble in politics after becoming a failure in life; to get donations for some cotton-picking projects that never materialized. Which makes one wonder;

Is this his deliberate ploy to support his post-retirement extravagant lifestyle? To hoodwink the anti-establishment into parting with their hard-earned money with the promise of a fake orgasm? Most importantly, are his supporters so blinkered that it affected their ability to think and reason thus making them blind to Lim Thean’s obvious gimmicks?

Prior to this, Lim Thean had also asked for $20000 donation to organize a ‘Fair Jobs For Singaporeans’ rally. Nope. Nothing happened. His clients are still waiting for their climax.

Then he had asked for donations for the purpose of producing a video on defamation laws in Singapore. Nope. Also nothing happened. By now you’d expect his clients to give up and move on to something else. But if that something else is Han Hui Hui….

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So there you have it. Lim Thien, a political prostitute extraordinaire with a list of clientele who are either blind, stupid or with a taste so low that it made my ex-gf blushed.

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Singapore People’s Party : Gaming The Field

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By: B Goode

Back in March last year, when the Singapore People’s Party (SPP) launched the Chiam See Tong’s Sports Foundation (CSTSF), many people could sense a fishy smell coming from whichever swimming pool Ang Peng Siong, the board’s chairman was swimming in.

Don’t get me wrong. I adore Chiam See Tong. Who doesn’t?

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And I idiolize Ang Peng Song like a gay man idiolizes Rupaul.

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But some people suspected that there was more to it than just to support sports in Singapore.

The question was, did the people who were involved in the project knew what was up the cheongsam of Lina Loh aka Lina Chiam, the foundation patron, SPP elder and wife of the foundation’s namesake?

The more cynical, and consequently the more perceptive (according to Einstein’s theory of perceptivity) amongst us believed then that the foundation was mooted merely as a political incubator to nurture and identify potential candidates to lull them into becoming full-fledged SPP members. Sort of like the Church of Scientology. Or the PAP for that matter.

But the SPP should be better than that, no? If they must, they should just try to attract new members solely via the party machinery, policies, propaganda, work and more work and not to game people’s perceptions via mendacious gimmicks such as using the good name of a respected political elder to form a Sports Foundation with the side purpose of attracting people to join the party.

And so it happened. Jose Raymond, the Deputy Chairman of the foundation has just been inducted into the SPP. Congratulations to the SPP for managing to snag quite a big fish via some reprehensible means.  Jose Raymond, if you are not too familiar with him, was a former journalist who used to serve as the Vice-President of Corporate Affairs of global pulp and paper giant Asia Pulp and Paper. Before then he was the Senior Director of at the Singapore Sports Hub. His previous appointments include helming the Singapore Environment Council as its Chief Executive Officer from September 2011 to December 2014. He has also served as a press secretary to Dr Vivian Balakrishnan at the Ministry of the Environment and Water Resources. He has also worked in various capacities under Teo Ser Luck and Teo Chee Hean. So yeah. He has been around…

So who will be the next unsuspecting target of Lina Chiam’s wily scheme? Whomever that will be, it will definitely not bode well for Chiam See Tong’s Sports Foundation simply because when sports are mixed with politics, nothing good will come out of it. That’s why sporting bodies all over the world banned politics from their games.

And we don’t have to look far to see the adverse effects of politics in sports. Just look at the shambolic local football scene.

Whatever it is, anyone who joins a political party based on things that are not political like Jose Raymond who joins SPP based on sports and charity, will soon be disenchanted and demotivated because sooner rather than later, politics will raise its ugly head to gobble and spit them out leaving them sputtering like fish out of water.

And what a waste of talents that will be.

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Is Singapore Ready For Same-Sex Marriages?

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By: B Goode

On Christmas Day, the Singapore Council of Churches reiterated their stand that there is no place in heaven for homosexuals, or words to that effect.

“SCROOGE!” shouted the Transvestites in Desker Road.

And then came the news that the Ministry of Social and Family Affairs had ruled that gay people would not be allowed to adopt a child.

‘SCROOGE!” shouted the gays along Club Street.

While many countries, the latest being Australia have recognized same-sex marriage and consequently same-sex family, why is Singapore still being anal about it?

We could of course argue that it was because of the pressure from the conservative groups; the religious bodies, straight parents, the Ahbengs, Ahmads, Thambys and the old folks. Basically the argument was that Singapore is still a conservative society.

But was that really the real reason or was it just an excuse by the government not to recognize same-sex marriage and family?

You see, Singapore’s social/political system is largely based on the heterosexual family unit. By this I mean the fact that government grants, help, tax deductibles, rebates are all tailored towards the more productive segments of society.

You want a HDB grant? Go get married with someone of the opposite sex.

You want baby grant? Go forth and multiply.

You want maternal leave? Go get pregnant.

You want paternal leave? Go make your wife pregnant.

To change all that to include gay marriages and families would not only be complicated, but would cost the government a shit load of money. And we all know how the present government is averse to thinking too much or giving away money unless it is absolutely critical and necessary; like spending millions to build a boardwalk for people to stare at trees.

“UNSUSTAINABLE!: shouted PM Lee whilst taking a selfie under a coconut tree.

But truth be told, for a country with zero natural resources that depends on its people to work day and night to pay taxes for the government to waste by getting scammed,   to grow the economy, same-sex marriages are simply counter-productive.

Homosexuality, I was once told by my pastor, was the real cause of the extinction of Dinosaurs. He was also the one who told me about Santa Claus. So it must be true!

 

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Political Renewal : Delusion And Reality

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By: B Goode

PM Lee is on his annual leave. In December. Always in December. Just like us plebs. I wonder if he had to draw lots with his two deputies to see who got to take leave during the much sought after holiday season.

Oh wait. The two deputies too will be taking turns to be on leave. In December. Always in December. Just like us plebs.

They are humans after all.

Speaking of being human, there is this rumour going around amongst the gossipy makciks and kakaks about Teo Ser Luck being asked to resign because of an affair with a Malay lady. I for one cannot believe that it is true. I mean, just look at his face:

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So decent and angelic….

Hold on. Be right back. I smell smoke….

Anyway, even if the rumour was true, would it warrant him leaving politics?

And herein lies one of the main reasons for the apparent dearth in quantity and most importantly quality in Singapore politics especially in the ruling party, PAP. They expect politicians to be angels.

Find me a sinless politician and I’ll show you God.

So why limit an already small pool with some antediluvian ancient code of conduct that truly belonged in the prehistoric era when dinosaurs roamed the earth and humans didn’t exist?

If you don’t believe in God, then you’ll know that humans are just like animals; sex-driven. And even if you believe in God, then you’ll learn that the reason why we are on this planet is because Eve once decided to do sexytimes with a serpent for an apple. (It better be an iPhone8)

So if humans are well, humans, why do we expect our politicians to be angels? How many talented and passionate people have gone through our fingers because they didn’t want to be in politics for fear of eyes prying into their closets?

And if this primordial rule was imposed globally, would we have gotten great men like Gandhi, Mandela, Kennedy, Clinton, Mao et al who are/were womanizers?

In a week’s time, we will be approaching 2018. Self-imposed chastity belts on our politicians need to be loosen up. We need to be less anal-retentive regarding our expectations of our politicians. As long as what they did behind closed bedroom doors were not criminal, they should not be hounded off politics.

So what if a married MP had an extra-marital affair? As long as that would not impact on their performance, we shouldn’t care. That would be between them and their loved ones.

If we are stuck with the attitude that our politicians must be holier-than-thou, then we will be stuck with mediocre goody-two-shoes political leaders, and Ministers having to hold too many hats because capable people were afraid to join politics because of unnecessary and unnatural codes of sexual conducts.

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Arab Hypocrisy #2272 : Saudi Crown Prince Buys Painting Of Jesus Christ

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*even Jesus is giving him the middle finger

The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, the custodian of the two holy mosques has once again proved the notion that money cannot buy you wisdom.

It has been reported that Prince Mohammed bin Salman, who is leading an austerity drive at home, is the bidder who paid a record US$450.3 million for a Leonardo da Vinci portrait of Jesus Christ, settling one of the art world’s biggest mysteries.

This is indeed like Stevie Wonder’s left testicle; it’s not fair and it’s not right.

While his Arab brethren in Palestine, Syria, Sudan to name just a few are grappling with day-to-day survival, Prince Mohammed decides to splurge on a painting that is not even 100% confirmed to be genuine.

Oh how the Muslim Rohingyas would love to have some of that money to alleviate their sufferings.

What’s more, in a country that mete out the death penalty for blasphemy, the Crown Prince allowed himself to buy a portrait of Jesus Christ. Like seriously dude? Is your keffiyeh too tight or what?

So next time when you hear the Saudis being holier-than-thou and other bullshit, just mention the words: Salvator Mundi.

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O How Times Change : Communist Leader Named The Straits Times’ Asian Of The Year

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When once we fought them. When once we feared them.; when once we despised them; when once those who believed in communism and Marxism were hounded, arrested and detained without trial; when even now Communist Party is still banned, The Straits Times’ has named China’s communist supremo Xi Jinping as Asian Of The Year.

Bravo Straits Times for dishonoring the memory of those who lost their lives and limbs in fighting the communist.

Never forget! Continue reading

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18 Years Only! (NSFW) : Sex Scandal In Malaysia KFC!

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Forget Pedra Branca. Forget 1MDB. Forget Rosmah’s hair.

The biggest news to deflect the Malaysian voters from the real issues of the day is a sex scandal in a KFC restaurant.  For a country obsessed with halalness to the point of even mineral water must have a halal certificate (hahahahalal!), the video of a tudung clad KFC employee marinating another kind of chicken in the kitchen is causing the Malaysians to have a re-look at their concept of halal (again!):

Is a halal restaurant still halal if the employees do haram things in the premises?

Inquiring minds need to know.

The video is after the jump. Please don’t click if you are not 18 years and above.

Continue reading

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TSB FOOD : Chocolate Suicide Cake And Harakiri Shot

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By: Linggus Khan

Ed: Linggus Khan is our new food editor. She formerly worked in the tyre department at Michelin. So if she said a food tasted like burnt rubber, she meant it.

Stressed out because you were late for work or late from work because the inevitable happened? No. Hush you. I am not talking about the MRT. I am not a political animal. I am just an animal when it comes to food and….err nvm.

I am of course talking about the rain…

Anyway, what better way to ease the stress than to binge on Chocolate Suicide Cake and to wash it all down with Harakiri Shot? :

CHOCOLATE SUICIDE CAKE

Yield:12 servings

1 box devil’s food cake mix

Eggs, water and oil as directed on box

1 pound semisweet chocolate cut in small pieces, Ghirardelli “hunks” preferred (Trader Joe’s) but standard semisweet chocolate chips will work

1 1/3 cups heavy whipping cream

4 Tablespoons butter

Procedure:

  1. Prepare cake mix as directed on box. Bake in any pan as directed. Cool cake completely.
  2. Line bottom of 9-inch round springform pan with a circle of waxed paper.
  3. In large microwave safe bowl, heat cream and butter until mixture begins to boil. Immediately add chocolate, let it sit a minute or two then stir until chocolate is melted. You may need to rewarm in microwave for a few seconds. Let cool slightly.

4.Cut cake into small (about 1/2-inch) cubes and place in large bowl. Pour about half of ganache (the chocolate mixture) over cake and mix well until it looks like thick mud. Scrape mixture into prepared springform pan and place in freezer for about an hour. The remaining ganache can rest on countertop.

  1. To unmold cake, turn upside down on serving plate. Remove waxed paper. Immediately pour remaining ganache over cake, spreading it smooth. The ganache will adhere to sides of cold cake. Store in refrigerator until serving time, cover and refrigerate any leftovers. Cake can be stored up to one week in refrigerator.

Serving:

You can serve it any way you like. But to immerse yourself with the name, you can do it like the Japanese.

Brief background: Among the many kinds of tasty sweets indigenous to Japan, you’ll find the seppuku monaka made by Shinshodo, a confectionary shop established more than 100 years ago. However, when you need to say “I’m sorry,” the seppuku monaka are really the best choice. For those of you who are looking for pointers on how to beg for forgiveness Japanese-style, we’ve put together this illustrated guide featuring Mr. Sato apologizing for a recent work-related blunder.

▼ Step one: Get down on your knees

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▼ Step two: Prostrate yourself

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▼ Make sure to keep your face pressed into the floor, and your peace offering raised towards the target of your apology.

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▼ Step three: Confirm the sincerity of your regret by silently bearing the shame as your counterpart steps on your head and relieves you of the seppuku monaka.

 

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And to wash all that down, here’s the recipe for Hara-kiri Shot:

2 cl ouzo anise liqueur

2 cl Tabasco® sauce

Mix the ingredients in a shot glass and serve with a pint of beer on the side.

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Enjoy!

 

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To Laugh Or To Cry? : The Joo Koon Train Collision

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Ed: Before we get bashed by the humourless liberals, we will like to extend our best wishes to the 28 people who are injured in the incident:

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Was it a coincidence or a terrible curse? Everytime Minister Khaw opened his mouth to say something about the MRT, something horrible would happen the next moment. Continue reading

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SMRT : Trainspotting Gone Mad

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By: B Goode

After all that’s been said and done, and that will be said and done ad nauseum until the end of time (hopefully not), is the MRT system really THAT bad?

I mean bad BAD like Mariah Carey’s deformed camel’s toe when she was singing `All I Want For Christmas’ infront of a group of children bad?:

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National Day Rally 2017 : The Most Underwhelming And Uninspiring Ever!

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By: B Goode

PM Lee recently said that he would not appreciate `yes men’.

Yes sir! Ahai Sir! Will do just that sir!

Sir, about your National Day Rally (NDR) speech. Was it written the night before whilst you were in the toilet or something? Because it stank to high heaven. Dafug was that all about?

Sorry to sound rude but there were worse unprintable words thrown at you from people in the streets. I am just the bearer of bad words.

People close to PM Lee and those `yes men’ who surround him, would no doubt tell him that the speech was brilliant. So expect lickspittles like Indranee Rajah and Josephine Teo to come out all gun ablazing to repeat Pm Lee’s speech ad nauseum.

But not a `no man’ like me. No oh. I am so NO that my nono tingled in a bad way when I heard that speech. If anything, the speech showed how disconnected the PM was from the people. It reminded me of a Chinese Emperor living within the confines of his Palace, surrounded by `yes men’ who would only tell him what he wanted to hear; the good and irrelevant news whilst his subjects suffered hardships under the warring warlords and eunuchs. Masking real issues with non-issues has always been a strategy for the weak. But we expect more from the PM of Singapore.

I could understand where he was coming from though. Pre-school education, smartnation and diabetes (really?) were all important issues but those issues could be dealt with on another day by his well-paid Ministers, unless they were useless in communicating and articulating complicated things to the people. No surprises there actually. But if you were to put them side-by-side with other issues of grave concerns to the people, those same issues would appear to be mere itches on the people’s arse. More importantly, those issues were too freaking obvious, Captain Obvious sir. You don’t need the Prime Minister to explain especially, and definitely not during the hallowed National Day rally.

So what’s the topic for next year? Eating too much fats will make you fat? Water is wet?

The annual National Day Rally has always been a much anticipated event in Singapore’s political calendar. It is a platform for the Prime Minister of the day to explain important topics and policies that mattered to the people. It is also a time for the Prime Minister to take stock of the country’s performance and general well-being and where the country is going moving forward. And if there are issues that are a cause for worry, it is a time for the PM to assuage the people.

Of course pre-school education, smartnation and diabetes (really) definitely all fall into the above category but as I’ve said, there were far more important issues that seemed to have flown over the cuckoo’s nest. Woooooosh!

Issues like the building of a megaport in Malacca that will rival Singapore, and the rail network connecting Malaysia’s west coast with the east that will allow goods to bypass Singapore; the screwed-up MRT system; high cost of living; the over-crowding; under-employment and wage stagnation; allegations against his integrity that still simmers; and if you want to talk about health, let’s talk about zika, dengue, cancer and the alt-fact that Singapore has now the world’s highest per-capita rate of deaths from  malfunctioning lifts…..and identified falling objects.

The NDR happens once a year. To put it in perspective as to how rare and valuable the NDR is, it is as rare as Khaw Boon Wan coming out to speak about the bloody MRT system. So to let a golden opportunity passed with a speech about sugar and spice and everything not nice was disappointing and utterly underwhelming.

Diabetes. Really?

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The Kind Of Diabetic Inducing Dessert To Avoid

 

PM Lee wants us to cut down on our sugar and calorie intake to prevent diabetes.

So ladies, and some men, reduce or stop altogether this type of after dinner dessert please. It is not good for your health, ok?

 

 

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Halimah’s Shoe Size

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By: B Goode

So, the chubby PAP boy, Zaqy Mohamad has been parachuted in from Choa Chu Kang into Marsiling to replace Halimah Yacob who has resigned to contest the upcoming Presidential Election (PE). That was fast. Of course. He didn’t take the MRT…

Let’s not get into the nitty-gritty of whether this move was constitutional or fair except to echo what some Marsiling residents have said : `We didn’t vote for the greenhorn.”

But at least he came off apologetically, almost sheepishly to say that he had some big shoes to fill. Well, chubby boy, thank your lucky star that Halimah doesn’t wear 10-inch stilettos or you’ll be walking awkwardly like a new transvestite still learning the ropes. Well at least not publicly. Privately, who knows….?

But since he mentioned shoes, I would like to discuss about Halimah’s shoe size.

Some HDB blocks in Marsiling are presently in the process of upgrading. As with other upgrading projects in Singapore, residents were given a choice of 3 schemes to choose from. But not in Marsiling. Not under Halimah Yacob. Initially the residents were offered 3 choices but some residents complained that the choices were not appealing. Other MPs would have just said something like: “Scheme is scheme”, or “according to our poll, 95% of the residents were happy with the choices’ or `shut up and just bite the bullet” but not Halimah. Nope. Halfway through the process, she asked for another 3 choices to be added. So that makes 6 choices for Marsiling residents, something unheard of anywhere in Singapore, including Choa Chu Kang.

Also, as you must have heard, the area around Woodlands Centre is to be demolished to make way for an expanded Immigration Checkpoint. That area includes a hawker centre/market and shophouses. They are expected to be vacated by end of August. But because some of the proprietors have problems in securing new sites, they appealed to Halimah and as a result they were given an extension to November.

And there are more.

Marsiling area is now undergoing a transformation that will be the envy of residents in other areas. A new swanky Police Station is now being built next to an almost completed hawker centre/market. The stadium and swimming pool will be demolished and in their places, a new sportshub will be built. The Woodlands Town Garden is also being refurbished to rival the Botanical Gardens (ok..I exaggerated), and just completed is a modern kindergarten.

You could argue that all this development would have happened regardless of who the MP was. Go on then. Go to the corner and argue your case.

Most importantly, if you happened to visit Marsiling like I always did because of the quaint atmosphere of it being in the northern most part of Singapore, and the good food of course, you’d be awestruck by the cleanliness of the area and walked away with the feeling that the area was well-maintained. You could in fact walk from one end of the constituency to the other without getting yourself wet in a heavy downpour. Try doing that in Choa Chu Kang.

So yes. Halimah Yacob wears a pair of gigantic shoes. And you know what they say about women with big shoes?

They have a big heart.

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Singapore Presidential Election 2017 : Beware The Backlash

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By: B Goode

 

If you think that this coming Presidential Election (PE) is all about Malay, Malayness, the Constitution and what not, well think again.

Anyway, what’s the big fuss about whether someone is a Malay or not? Just check the NRIC lah….duh! Continue reading

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HADUKEN! : Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss Assaulted By M Ravi With….Handbag And Shoes!

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By: B Goode

In a facebook post this afternoon, lawyer-cum-politician Jeannette Chong-Aruldoss alleged that another lawyer-cum-politician M Ravi assaulted her in full view of 3 of M Ravi’s burly henchmen. Continue reading

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GRAPHIC : Video Of Accident At Woodlands St 12

 

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT

Sometimes in life, no matter how careful you were, it only needed one idiot to kill you.

RIP.

 

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